Matt Crawford Unboxing: Get those packages Murphy! Ahhh!!

I for one am hoping for more cameos by Murphy in Matt Crawford’s unboxing videos. Confused dogs make great unboxers.

On the zipper pulls, I’ve looked into it and it seems that the vendor must be sending duplicates. The bot only ordered the product once. Why is a merchant pushing an involuntary three-for-the-price-of-one offer on zipper pulls for Bobcat In A Box subscribers? That one will require further investigation. Perhaps someone is asleep at the switch in the zipper pull factory.

Monday Madness Unboxes Elephants!

Last November the bot came across a listing for tiny elephants specially bred to survive intercontinental flights – yet versatile enough to help out with common household tasks. Trunks are so useful. The bot buys them faster and faster now as subscribers have given the pachyderms lots of thumbs up feedback. Vendors have been hastily squeezing the tiny elephants into packages by the handful as the orders come in.

I mention this as our friends at Monday Madness have released their first unboxing video of 2018. They got some of the better elephant packages, along with quite a lot of tat and some surprises. Halfway through the video an excited woman off-camera exclaims “This is the most amazing day of my life!” Hyperbole? Watch the video and judge for yourself.

What has Matt Crawford got now?

Matt is out with another unboxing video. What does he get? I have yet to get an email from Matt. Glad he has given me a heads up in this video! Orders marked as missing are eventually replaced by the bot with a new package at no extra cost… which is possible because very few orders are marked as missing.

As you can see, the bot has lots of tagged keywords for most items to better get you what you want.

Matt Crawford’s Next Two Packages

Matt Crawford is out with a second unboxing video. You can see in the beginning he shows the tab where you can give the bot feedback on items. I just added the little descriptions you can see for each item. Anyone can update those descriptions by clicking ‘Edit’ to tell the bot what the product is actually like.